The spirit of Christmas is in the air. This time of year, I love to think back on the movies that touch my heart and epitomize the true meaning of the season. In particular, these three stand out above the rest...
3. Bad Santa (2003)
Line that best evokes the spirit of Christmas: "Fuck me Santa, Fuck me Santa, Fuck me Santa, Fuck me Santa!!!" - Sue
Best line period: "Yeah baby, yeah baby! You ain't gonna shit right for a week." - Willie
2. Christmas Vacation (1989)
Lines that best evoke the spirit of Christmas:
Ellen - "What are you looking at?"
Clark - "Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn...the clean, cool chill of the holiday air...an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer..."
Eddie (in the driveway, draining the RV's toilet) - "Shitter was full."
Best lines period:
Todd - "Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
Clark - "Bend over and I'll show you."
Todd - "You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold"
Clark - "I wasn't talking to you."
1. Die Hard (1988)
Line that best evokes the spirit of Christmas: "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho." - Hans Gruber
Best line period: "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker." - John McClane
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