Thursday, December 11, 2008

oh-fer

I was leaving the UW rec center last night and caught a glimpse of an interesting University of Washington football sweatshirt. I debated taking a picture but then realized that, as a 30 year-old working out among teenagers, I probably come off creepy enough without the added perverted-ness of snapping photos of co-eds. So rather than unnerve the young sweatshirt-wearing girl by asking her if I could take her picture, I simply stared at her until I memorized the verbiage:

University of Washington Football
2 National Championships
7 Rose Bowl Championships
15 Conference Championships
649 All-time wins

Aside from the fact that they've only won ONE National Championship, it occurred to me that UW football currently enjoys a luxury seldom experienced by other programs. The nice thing about being the first Pac-10 school ever to finish a season 0-12 is that they don't have to reprint that sweatshirt next year.

1 comment:

DegenerN8 said...

This is great. While I have lost all wit that I ever possessed, I think I'm going to start a blog and send to my family etc. Yours are all brilliant. Keep em coming.